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—Wrote the code for this website.
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—Cannot throw out any food until it rots in the refrigerator.
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—Balks at washing dishes.
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—Obsessively plots paths to best avoid “don't walk” signs.
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—Never finishes beverages. (alcohol excepted)
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—Particularly dancy and smiley in the morning.
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—Has messy office.
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—Does not like showering because it makes you wet.
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—Distinctly pronounces “merry”, “marry”, and “Mary.”
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—Talks to plants. Talks to a lot of inanimate things, actually.
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