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—Wrote the code for this website.
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—Balks at washing dishes.
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—Brushes teeth with water running.
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—Bathroom cleaning-phobic.
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—Talks to plants. Talks to a lot of inanimate things, actually.
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—Obsessively plots paths to best avoid “don't walk” signs.
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—Never finishes beverages. (alcohol excepted)
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—Makes odd wheezing sounds while asleep.
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—Doesn't know how to drive a standard transmission car.
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—Wrote most of the content of this website.
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