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—Can't let go of unread copies of The New Yorker.
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—Has messy office.
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—Obsessively plots paths to best avoid “don't walk” signs.
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—Habitually steals the covers.
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—Distinctly pronounces “merry”, “marry”, and “Mary.”
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—Talks to plants. Talks to a lot of inanimate things, actually.
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—Likes to eat raw popcorn and pasta.
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—Wrote most of the content of this website.
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—Wrote the code for this website.
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—Makes odd wheezing sounds while asleep.
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